Баннер луна

Social Network (2010) Movie Script

    Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the
    United States?
    That can't possibly be true.
    It is true.
    What would account for that?
    Well first of all, a lot of people live
    in China. But here's my question:
    Question?
    How do you distinguish yourself in a
    population of people who all got 1600 on
    their SAT's?
    I didn't know they take SATs in China.
    They dont,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I
    was talking about here.
    You got 1600?
    Yes I can sing in a Acapella group. But I cant sing.
    Does that mean that you actually got
    nothing wrong?
    Or you row crew or you invent a 25 dollar
    PC.
    Or you get into a final club.
    Or you get into a final club, exactly.
    You know from a womans perspective sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing.
    This is serious.
    Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew.
    I like guys who row crew.
    Well I cant do that.
    Im kidding.
    Yes I
    got nothing wrong on the test.
    Have you ever tried?
    I'm trying now.
    To row crew?
    To get into a final club. To row crew?
    No. Are you, like-whatever--delusional?
    Sometimes,
    Sometimes, you say two things at once and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at.
    But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
    NO.
    Okay, we1ltheyre bigger than me.
    They're world class athletes. And a
    second ago you said you like guys who row crew
    crew so I assumed you'd met one.
    I guess I meant I liked the idea of it.
    The way a girl likes cowboys.
    Okay.
    Can we get something to eat.
    would you rather talk about something
    else?
    No, it's just that since the beginning of the conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday.
    There are more people in China with genius
    IQ's than the entire population of-
    The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club, Roosevelt
    punched the Pore.
    Which one?
    The Porcellian, the Porc, it's the best of the best.
    I actually meant which Roosevelt.
    Theodore.
    Is it true they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party wth the next -----
    You can see why its so important to get in.
    Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into?
    Why would you ask me that?
    I was just asking.
    None of them thats the point
    Our freind Eduardo made $300,000 betting on oilfutures last sumer and
    Eduardo wont come close to gettingin. the ability to makemoney doesn't impress anybody around here.
    Must be nice.
    He made $300,000 in a summer?
    He likes meteorology.
    I thought it was oil futures.
    you can read the weather you can
    predict the price of heating oil.
    I think you asked me that because you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
    I what...
    You asked me which one was the easiest to get into because you think that's where I have the best chance.
    The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance.
    You didnt ask which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest.
    I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking just to ask.
    Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
    Erica~
    You're obsessed with the finals clubs. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about this who'll prescribe
    some sort of medication. You don't care if side effects may include blindness,
    Final clubs.
    Final clubs.
    and there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.
    Yes
    there is.
    Well you do-that was cryptic~so you do speak in code.
    I didn't mean to be cryptic.
    All I'm saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attentionof the clubs.
    Why?
    Because theyre exclusive. ' (beat) And fun and they lead to a better life.
    You think Teddy Roosevelt got elected president because he was a member of the
    Phoenix Club?
    He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did.
    Well why dont you concentrate on being the best you, you can be.
    Did you really just say that
    I was kidding
    Im just stating the fact that, does'nt make it any less.
    I want to be straight forward and tell you that I think you should be a lot more supportive. If I get in I'll be taking you to the EVENTS and the Gatherings and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet .
    You would do that for me?
    Indeed
    Okay I want to try and be straight forward with you and let you know that were not anymore
    What is
    Were not dating anymore, Im sorry
    Is this a joke?
    No, it's not.
    You're breaking up with me?
    You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet? What the
    fuck is that supposed to mean?
    Settle down
    What was it supposed to mean?
    -Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink is that you used to sleep with the door guy.
    The door guy's name is Bobby. I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a
    friend of mine. He's a perfectly good class of people and what part of Long 
    Island are you fromWimbledon?
    I'm going back to my dorm.
    Wait is this true
    Yes.
    Then I apologize, okay?
    I have to go...
    Erica
    Yes.
    I'm sorry and I mean it..
    I appreciate that butI have to study
    You don't have to study. Let's just talk.
    I can't.
    Why?
    Because it's expausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.
    All I meant is that you go to B.U. and so you're not likely to~currently I wasnt making acoment on your appearanceI was saying you
    go to B.U. I was stating a fact thats all.
    I have to go study.
    You don't have to study.
    Why do you keep saying I dont have to study
    Because you go to B.U.!
    Do you want to get some food?
    I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education.
    And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat.
    So were even.
    I think we should just be friends.
    I don't want to be friends.
    I was being polite, I had no intention ofbeing friends with you.
    Im under some pressure right now from my OS class.
    If we could just order some food. I think we should
    Listen. You're going to be a very succesful computer person. But you're going to go through life
    thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want
    you to know, from the bottom of my heart,that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole,
    Erica Albrightls a bitch. You think
    that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all B.U. girls are bitches?
    For the record, she may look like a 34C but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.False advertising.
    The truth is she has a nice face. I need to think of something to help me take my mind off her.
    Easy enough, except I need an idea.
    I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.
    So what if it's not even 10PM and it's a Tuesday night?
    The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
    Billy Olson's sitting here
    and had the idea of putting some of the pictures next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter.
    Good call Mr.Olson
    Yea, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals but I like the idea of comparing two people together. It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than, say, choosinga number to
    represent each person's hotness like they do on hotornot.com.
    The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
    Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.
    Let
    the hacking begin.
    First up is Kirkland. They keep
    everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little WGET magic is all that's necessary to ~download the entire Kirkland facebook.
    Kids stuff.
    Next is Elliot. They're also open but
    with no indexes on Apache. I can run an empty search and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.
    Then I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me.
    Excellent.
    Moving right along.
    Lowell has some security. They require a username/password combo and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access
    to main fas user database, so they have no way of detecting an intrusion
    Adams has no security but limits the number of results to 20 a page
    All I have to is breakput the same script I used on Lowell and its done
    Quincy has no online Facebook what a sham.
    There is nothing I can do about that
    Dunster is intense. Not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all
    You have to do searches and if your search returns more then 20 matches nothing gets returned
    Once you do get results they dont link directly to the images, they link to a php that redirects or something
    Weird
    This maybe diffucult i,ll come back later.
    Leverett is a little better. Its a lenghty search but you can do an empty search and gets links to pages with a precceding picture
    Its slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time
    And theres no way I am gonna go to 500 hundred pages, to download pics 1 at a time.
    So its definitely necessary to break out the emacs and modify that perl script.
    Done
    What's going on?
    Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient.
    Mark
    What up,
    You and Erica split up?
    How did you know that?
    It's on your blog.
    Oh yeah.
    Are you alright?
    I need you.
    I'm here for you.
    No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures.
    Are you okay?
    We're ranking girls.
    You mean other STUDENTS
    Yeah
    You think that's such a good idea?
    I need the algorithm?
    I need the algorithm?
    Give eachgir1 a base rating of 1400. At any time "Girl A" has a rating R~a and
    "Girl B" has e rating R-b.
    When any two girls are matched up there's an expectation of which will win based on
    their current rating.
    Yeah
    And Those expectations are expressed this way.
    Let's write it.
    The one on the left.
    on the right.
    the right.
    Who should we send it to first?
    Dwyer
    Neal
    Who are you gonna send it to?
    Just a Couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to?
    Hey guys check this out
    The one on the left.
    These girls
    Right or Left
    Left
    Right or Left
    Thats my roommate.
    ALL On the left.
    This isnt funny
    Right
    Left
    Left
    All night he blogged about you
    You dont want to read this.
    Erica is this yours.
    I stole it from a train.
    Get the hell out of here.
    Thats an awful lot of traffic.
    You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble.
    Hello
    Wait you say
    At 4 in the morning
    Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured.
    Your saying its unusal for 4 in the morning.
    No this would be unusuall for half time at the superbowl.
    Alright
    I gotta go in.
    Whats going on.
    The Harvard network is about to crash.
    You dont think.
    I do.
    God saves us everybody.
    Cant connect.
    The network.
    Unless this a coincidence I would think this is us.
    Its not a coincidence.
    O shit.
    So your called in front of the add board.
    Thats not what happened.
    You were'nt called in front of the administartive board.
    No I was back at the bar with Erica Albright
    She said all that.
    She said all that.That I said that stuff to her.
    I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.
    Why wold you even need to depose her.
    Thats really for us to decide.
    You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk I'll be more likely to
    Mark dont.
    Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that.
    Its been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time embarassing Mr.Zuckerburg with the girls testimony from the bar.
    I am not embarassed, she just made alot of that up.
    She was under Oath.
    I guess that would be the first time someone lied under oath
    They got 2200 hits within 2 hours.
    Thousands
    What
    Those guys are really fast.
    Is there anyway to make this a fair fight.
    Jump out and swim.
    We'd have to jump out and drown.
    We are genectically identical we would stay in one place.
    just row the damn boat.
    You hear about this?
    What
    Two nightss ago, a sophomore choked the network with a laptop from kirkland.
    At four am
    He set up a website were we vote the hotness of female undergrads
    What were we doing,that none of us heard about this
    I do not know, 3 hour technical row before breakfast
    full course load studying.
    Another 3 hours in the tank then studying.
    Im not sure how we missed it.
    How much activity was on this thing.
    Twenty-two thousand page requests.
    Twenty-two thousand
    This is half of facebook, 7 houses
    He developed the site in 1 night and he did it while he was drunk.
    Twenty-two thousand
    How do you know he was drunk
    He was blogging, while doing this.
    Know what it think
    Way ahead of you.
    This is our guy.
    Cameron Worth, WINKLEVOSS, Cameron spelt the usuall way.
    Taylor WINKLEVOSS, Taylor spelt the usuall way. My last nameis the same as my brother
    Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative board hearing.
    Your being accused of intentionally breaching security Violating copyright, Violating individual privacy
    By creating the website WWW.FACEMASH.COM
    You also charged with being in violation of universty policy on distribution of digitsed images.
    Before we begin with our questioning, your allowed to make a statement, Would you like to do so?
    Uh ... ... I have already apologised in the Crimson,to the AVHW
    To"Harvard Latino Women's Association," and to any women at harvard who might have been insulted, as I take that they were'
    As for any charges stemming from the breach of security
    I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
    Im sorry
    I dont understand.
    Which part?
    You deserve recognition.
    I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
    Scuse me may I.
    Mr. Zuckerberg. Im in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network.
    I can assure you of its sophistication
    In fact it was that level of sophistication, that led us to you in less then 4 hours.
    - Four hours?
    Yes sir.
    That would be impressive except if youd known what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window.
    So six months Academic probation.
    Wow,they had to make an example out of you.
    They have my blog
    I should have written nothing about the farm animals,that was stupid.
    I was kidding for gods sake doesnt anybody have a sense of humor
    - I tried to stop you
    - I know
    How do you do this thing were you manage to get all girls to hate us
    Why do I love China:
    OK Lets look at a sample problem
    Suppose were given a computer a 16 bit virtual address, and a page size of 256-bytes.
    The System uses a one level page table that starts at address 0x0400
    Maybe you want dna on your 16-bit system who knows.
    The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc..
    assume page table ENTRIES HAVE 8 STATUS BITS
    Eight-bit status code will then be ...
    Ah I see we have our first surrender
    Dont worry, Mr. Zuckerberg, brighter men then you have tried and failed this class
    One valid bit, One modified bit, One reference bit, 5 permission bit
    That is correct
    Does evrybody see how he got there
    Mark?
    You Mark Zuckerberg ?
    Yes
    I'm Calvin Winklebaum
    HI
    Taylor Winklebaum
    You guys related?
    Good, funny never heard that before.
    What can I do for you?
    Did I insult your girlfriends?
    No, you did'nt
    I dont know
    We never asked
    We should
    NO
    We have an idea we want to talk to you about?
    Got a minute.
    You guys Look like you guys spent some time at the gym.
    We have to
    why?
    We row crew.
    Yeah Ive gotta minute.
    GREAT.
    - Have you ever beeninside the PORCILE
    NO.
    We can not take you past the---- cause your not a member
    That hurt.
    - Sandwich or something?
    - Uh OK
    - Mark right?
    - Yes
    - Mark, this is Di Weiya Narendra, our partner
    Hi
    Were really impressed with"Facemash"
    We checked you out., you also built"CourseMatch"
    What is "CourseMatch"
    You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking.
    Really harmless.
    - Mark?
    - Yeah?
    We were talking about "CourseMatch"
    Kind of a no brainer.
    you --- in high school to right?
    Asked for an MP3 player, that recognises your taste in music.
    Any body try to buy it?
    Microsoft
    How much?
    Didnt sell it, I uploaded for free.
    - For free?
    - Yeah
    Why?
    OK well we have something we have been working on for a while idea. We think its great It is called "the Harvard network"
    You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds
    Then people can go online and see your bio.
    Requests ... ...
    Yeah How is that different then "My Space" and "Freindster"
    Harvard. Edu
    Were going to use the most prestigious e-mail in the country.
    Based on the idea that girls ...
    Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard.
    Me and my brother dont have trouble getting ...
    Basically what were talking about is MYSPACE, FREINDSTER any of those other social networking sites.
    Its exclusivity.
    Right.
    Right.
    Yeah wed love for you to work with us Mark.
    We need a programmer who is creative.
    And we know who can take the initiative.
    This could help rehabilitate your image.
    Wow you would do that for me.
    WE'd like to work with you.
    Our first program graduated and went to work for Google.
    Our second programer is overwhelmed with school work.
    We would need you to build the site, write thwe code we will provide ...
    Im in
    What
    Im in
    Awsome
    Thats what you said?
    It was three or four years ago, I dont know what I said.
    When did you come to Eduardo?
    I dont understand that question.
    You remeber answering in the affirmative.
    the affirmative.
    When I did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook.
    It was called"TheFacebook"then.
    This doesnt need to be that diffucult.
    Im currently in the middle of two different lawsuits
    Did you answer affirmatively?
    When Taylor and Cameron Winklevoss Did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection,"
    Did you say yes?
    I said I'd help.
    When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the FACEBOOK
    I wouldnt say I approached him.
    SY?
    You can answer the question
    At a party at ALPHA EPSILON PI.
    Whats that
    JewishFraternity
    It was Caribbean night.
    Why are guys like me generally attracted to Asian girls
    But Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me
    I dont know if an algorithm could find the connection to you
    Its not that complicated there hot, there smart, they are not Jewish, they cant dance.
    Hey Mark is here!
    Mark
    I think ive come up with something
    I have to tell you something your not going to believe
    Come on
    I got pinched by the "Phoenix Club"
    Are you kidding?
    Its the first in a 4 step process
    Send the invitation on monday
    My first puch party tommorow
    You got pinched by the "Phoenix
    What did you want to talk to me about.
    Mark you said you come up with something.
    Yeah Ive think I come up with something.Come outside.
    I cant stair at that thing NIAGRA FALLS, it has nothing to do with the Carribean
    People came to "Facemash"-----, right?
    It wasnt because hey saw pictures of hot girls
    You can go anywhere on the internet and see pictures of hot girls.
    Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.
    People want to go on the internet ot check out their freinds so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profiles
    whatever you can visit just browse around, maybe someone you just met at a party
    Im not talking aboput a dating site.
    Im talking about taking the entire social experience of college.
    And putting it online.
    Cant feel my legs.
    I know.
    Im totally psyched about this to Eduardo.
    "It would be exclusive."
    You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page like.
    Getting pinched.
    Thats good
    Its like "Final Club", but were president/
    I told him I thought it sounded great,
    was a great idea
    There was nothing to hack people were gonna provide their own pictures,their own information.
    And people would have the ability to invite or not invite their freinds to join.
    In a world were social strucrure was everything.
    That was the thing.
    It was a big project, and he was going to have to write 10s of thousands lines of code.
    So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roomates.
    Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes they were programmers.
    Were gonna need a little start up cash to rent a server to get it online.
    So that was why.
    Did he offer terms.
    Well split it 70/30.
    Youe CFO
    And you said.
    I said, "lets do it"
    OK did he add anything else?
    YES
    It probably was a diversity thing
    So what.
    Why you think he said that?
    Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whos discovery is this.
    SY, if you let me continue with my line of questioning.
    They are suggesting that I was jealous of jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the PHOENIX
    And began a plan to screw him out of a company that I had'nt even invent yet.
    Were you.
    Gretchen!
    - Jealous of Eduardo?
    Stop typing were all...
    I know you've done your homework and know money is not a big part of my life.
    But at the moment I could buy Mount Auburn street, take the PHOENIX club and turn it into my PING-PONG room.
    I'll let you know how the party ends.
    We recognise thatYour A plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook
    And a witness in another.
    Yes, sir
    At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea
    Did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,Cameron Winklevoss,
    Dedre revedra or HARVARD CONNECTION
    Yes,
    He said they asked him to work on their site.
    But that he looked at what they had and decided it wasnt worth his time.
    He said even his most pathetic freinds, knew about getting people interested
    in the website
    then these guys.
    These guys means my clients
    Yes
    Yes he resented, Mark resented that
    they your clients that he thought that he needed to rehabilitate his image after FACEMASH
    Mark didnt want to rehabilitate anything with FACEMASH
    Hacked into the Harvard computers, he blew his nose at the add-board.
    He got alot of notoriety
    FACEMASH did exactly what he wanted to do.
    Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was buliding the"TheFacebook"
    He was also communictaing wth the plaintiffs
    Not at the time I wasnt
    It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site
    How would you know, you were'nt even there.
    Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building the "TheFacebook"
    He was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building "the Harvard Connection
    Conclusion not found in evidence
    We are about to find this new evidence.
    From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss November 30, 2003, I read over all the stuff you sent me RE: HARVARD CONNECTION
    and it seems like it should'nt take to long to implement
    so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night
    From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler Winklevoss December 1, 2003
    sorry I was unreachable tonight
    I just got about 3 of your missed calls, I was working on a problem then my system collapsed.
    From Mark Zujerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss December 10, 2003
    this week has been pretty busy,between HARVARD, classes and work."
    So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting.
    Im also really busy tommorow
    OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy
    Tell him OK.
    But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break.
    I know, I know.
    Yeah watch out.
    Hey Mark...
    I need a dedicated LINUX box
    running APACHE with------backend
    Its gonna cost a little more money.
    How much more.
    About 200 hundred more
    Do we need it.
    Its gotta handle the traffic.
    Do it.
    I already did.
    Hey guess what
    I made the secound cut.
    Thats good.
    You should be proud of that right there, dont worry if you dont make it any further.
    I'll get out of here.
    From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
    and Deidre Nreanada
    Dec 15 2003
    I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started with and it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night.
    I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon/
    I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.
    I've basically been in the lab this whole time.
    And I also wont be able to do staurday as I have to meet up with my parents.
    As the plaque reads "John Harvard"
    Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY
    in 1638.
    Some call this the statue of 3 lies.
    What are the 3 lies?
    MR.Dowd
    Shit
    Take yor pants off.
    OH No
    AH Mr.Sabourin
    Not 1638
    Who is it.
    Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester.
    Keep your jacket on.
    And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION.
    But on Jan 11 2004
    Mr.Zuckerburg registered the domain name the FACEBOOK, by network soloutions.
    To the best of your Knowledge had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION.
    Not to my knowledge.
    NO
    Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that we have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attention
    and to gain the criticla mass neccessary to get a site like this to run.
    Will speak soon.
    This is the 1st time he mentioned any problems.
    Yes it was.
    You sent 36 e-mails
    To Mr.Zuckberg
    And received 16 e-mails in return
    And this is the 1st time he indicated he was not happy.
    Thats correct.
    he had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead ...
    Do you see any of your code on Facebook,
    Did I use any of your code?
    You stole our whole godamn idea!
    Fellas
    - Hows dot com site used? - Can I continue with my deposition?
    You know you really dont need a forensic team to get to the bottom of this
    If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,
    you invented FACEBOOK
    I cant wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check
    Bullshit
    Lets continue
    February 4, 2004 -
    Mark?
    Mark?
    There is a girl in your art history class
    named Stephanie Attis, do you happen to know if she has a boyfreind
    Have you evr seen her with anyone?
    and if not, do you happen to know if shes going to go?
    Dustin
    people do not walk around with a sign on them that says im
    Mark
    We were suppossed to meet at nine
    slept with in?
    have to add a feature
    What?
    Should have done it its really good
    Clean and simple
    What are you writing?
    Realtionship status
    interest
    This is what drives life at college
    are you having sex or are'nt you
    Its like people take certain classes
    sit where they sit
    Do what they do ... want to have some center... you know
    Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be about
    their going to log on after all the cake and watermelon there is a chance
    - Their actually Going to get laid?
    Get girl
    YES
    Its really good
    And that was it
    And that was it
    Its ready
    Its ready
    Yeah
    right now
    That was it
    You made a masthead
    Yeah
    "Eduardo Savarin, Co-Founder and C F O
    Yeah
    You have no idea what thats going to mean to my father.
    Sure I do.
    Lets go online?
    Right now
    Get your laptop out
    Why Why do you need my laptop
    You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club"
    I dont know
    Im not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing this
    Spam
    This is not spam
    No I know its not spam
    If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks.
    I have'nt got in yet
    These guys know people.
    and i need their e-mails
    sure
    Good
    Give me the mailing list
    "Jabberwock12 @ Harvard E-D-U."
    - These guys ... Their
    Literary genius's
    Their obviouis Lewis Carroll's references
    Their not so bad
    I'm just saying
    Yeah your right
    sites live
    Lets go get a drink and celebrate.
    Im buying
    Mark?
    Mark?
    are you praying?
    What ever happened Cole Porter and Irving Berlin 
    Valentine's Day genius their love songs
    Good point,
    cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs
    Honey you should put your laptop away
    Looking for some people scanning the same link?
    ACU
    Look at this,,somehow
    Im really hoping its a cat that looks like Hiler
    I could never get enough of that
    Here?
    WHAT?
    Hey what is wrong
    Hey
    Not now
    Need 20 minutes
    OK, I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website
    Mark Zuckerberg he stole our web site
    Its been live for more then 36 hours
    Mr. Hotchkiss
    lawyer, from dad
    Im here with my brother Tylor and business partner----
    Welcome to the "TheFacebook"
    "TheFacebook"
    , is an online directory to connect with different social networks
    Must have an Harvard .EDU adress to register
    Thats right , yes sir
    I called earlier. Im looking for Mark Zuckerberg
    Yes, sir he actually quoted----
    read it to you
    Everyone is talking alot about
    Universal FACEBOOK withing HARVARD
    Meaning what
    I think its knd of silly that it would take the universty a couple of years to get around to it
    I can do a classier job then they can
    and I gave
    As of yesterday evening"Zuckerberg said that over 650 students registered to use the Facebook.com,
    He said that he anticipated 900 would join by this morning
    Yes,he was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the 1st day
    God If I was a drug dealer, I could not give free drugs to 650 people in a day
    This guy doesnt have 3 freinds to rub together
    to make a fourth
    Allright yes thts what well do Mr.Hotchkiss
    well put it all together and well e-mail it to you
    You wont be able to go on the web site yourself
    Because you dont have a ... Harvard ...
    You know it would just be easier for us to email it to you
    Im sure You're right, he is a good guy and hes very bright and Im sure he didnt mean to...
    WOW
    What he did
    Well thank you very much and dad...
    Id like to
    This is a good guy?
    We dont know that hes not a good guy
    We know he stole our idea
    We know lied to our faces ...
    for a month and a half ...
    NO..He never lied to our face
    OK he never saw our faces fine. he lied through our e-mail accounts
    And he gave himself a 42 day head start
    Because he knows and apparently you dont
    Which is that getting there first is everything
    Im a competitve racer dave I dont think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first
    THANK-YOU
    ALL RIGH
    That was your father's lawyer?
    He is our counsel
    He is going to look at all this and if he thinks its appropriate, hes going to send a cease and desist letter
    Whats that gonna do
    What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
    No, I want to hire the SOPRANOS to beat the shit out of him with a hammer
    - We dont have to do that
    Thats right
    We can do that ourselves
    I m 6.5 220 and theres 2 of us
    Well whatever Im saying lets calm down until we know what were talking about
    How much more information are you waiting for
    We met with Mark 3 times, we exchanged 52 e-mails
    we can prove that he looked at the code
    What is that on the bottom of the page
    Mark Zuckerberg production
    On the home page?
    On every page.
    They wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy option would help restore his reputation following student out rage over Facemash.com outrage committed after
    Exactly what we said to him
    - Hes giving us the finger in the Crimson
    While we are waiting for dads lawyer to look this stuff over we can get something going in the paper
    NO
    People know that this is in dispute
    Were not starting a knife fight in the Crimson
    Were not suing
    Why not
    Again Why not
    Hes gonna say stupid
    Me?
    Say it, why not?
    Because we are gentlemen of Harvard
    This is Harvard, were you dont plant stories, and you dont sue people
    You thought he was goona be the only one that thought that was stupid?
    During the time when you say you had this idea
    Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means?
    A Family of means?
    Did you know their father was wealthy?
    I not sure why your asking me that
    Its not important that you be sure why I am asking
    Not important to you
    CY
    Did you know that they came from money?
    I had no idea weather they came from money or not
    In one of your lead ups Mr. Narendra, you refernced Howard Winklevoss consulting firm
    If you say so
    Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions
    You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of the Harvard finals club called THE PERCILLE
    You pointed that out
    Excuse us for inviting you in
    To the bike room
    So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had money
    YES
    Let me tell you why I am asking,
    Im wondering why if you knew you needed a thousand dollars
    for an internet venture you didnt ask my clients for
    they had demnstrated an interest inthat kind of thing.
    I asked my best friend for the money because thats who I wanted to be partners with
    Eduardo was the President of the Harvard Investers Association, and he was also my best friend
    Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollars
    I didnt know that tell me more
    Eduardo,what happened after the initial launch?
    Im Sorry CY, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin?
    Gretchen their best freinds
    Not anymore
    We already went through this never mind ...
    Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launch
    It exploded
    Every body on Campus Facebook me has become a common expression
    And ah Mark?
    And Mark was the biggest thing on campus?
    That included 19 Nobel laureates and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners
    Two future Olympians,and a movie star
    Who is the movie star?
    Doesnt matter?
    Mark
    Your friend, is Mark Zuckerberg ?
    Yeah
    He made the"Facebook"?
    Yeah
    Cool. I am a Christy, this is Alice
    Nice to meet you
    maybe we can go out get a drink
    Yeah Certainly,
    Because, first, she said on the Facebook to find her. The second is that we can all go out for a drink
    This is so great
    For 2 reasons
    They want to have drinks later
    Have you ever heard so many good things packed into one regular sized sentence
    Excuse me,Mark?
    Yeah
    I am Stewart Singer im in your OS class
    SURE
    Awsome job with the Facebook
    Awsome
    Thanks
    I'm Bob
    How are you doing?
    You know, I can swear he was looking at you
    When he said "the next Bill Gates could be right in this room
    I doubt it
    I showed up late I didnt even know who the speaker was
    Bill Gates
    Shit that makes sense
    allright thanks guys
    You want to walk
    What were their names?
    You hear what I just said?
    What
    I said its time to modify the site
    What does that mean?
    It means, its time for the web site generate revenue
    I know the word, I am asking is how you want to do it
    - Advertising
    NO
    Well we got 4000 members
    Because Facebook is a cool
    And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew
    Well I wasnt thinking mountain DEW Mountain Dew, but
    but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company
    We dont even know what it is yet
    what it is
    We dont know what it can be, We dont know what it will be,
    We know that its cool
    that is a priceless asset Im not giving up
    So when will it be finished
    It wont be finished
    Thats the point, the way fashion never finishes
    fashion
    fashion is never finished
    Your talking about fashion?
    Really you
    I m talking about the idea and Im saying that its never finished
    OK they manage to make money selling pantsl
    Mark, What is this?
    A what
    This
    Its called a Cease and Desist letter?
    What were their names
    Who
    the Girls
    When did you get this?
    About ten days ago,right after we launched the site.
    Hey, the girls
    What were their name?
    It says the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their ideas
    I find that to be a little more then mildly annoying
    They find it to be intellectual property theft
    Why didnt you show this to me?
    It was adressed to me
    Their saying we stole the Facebook
    from David Neandra and the Winklvoss twins
    I know what it says
    Did we
    Did we what
    Dont screw around with me now
    Look at me
    The letter said we could face legal action
    No, it says I could face legal action
    This from a lawyer, Mark, they must feel they have some grounds
    The Lawyer is their fathers house counsel
    Do they have grounds?
    The grounds are our thing is cool, and popular, and"Harvard Connection" is lame
    Euardo I didnt use any of their code I promiise I didnt use anything
    Look a guy who builds a nice chair doesnt owe money to everyone whos ever built a a chair
    Look they came to me with an idea...I had a better one.
    Why dont you show me this letter?
    I didnt think it was a big deal
    Is there something wrong
    If theres ever anything wrong
    You can tell me
    Im the guy that wants to help
    This is our thing
    Now is there anything you need to tell me?
    No
    What are we doing about this?
    I went to 3L Student Legal Services, and they told me to write them back
    And what did you say?
    When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site.
    were it stood with grpahics, how much programming was left that I had not anticipated.
    lack of hardware , we had website use and promotion and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site.
    This is your first time to you raised any of those concerns right
    I raised concerns before
    BULLSHI
    that's all gentlemen
    Im talking about the metting in January to which this letter is refering
    Yeah
    Let me rephrase this
    You sent my client sent 16 emails
    The first 15, you didnt raise any concerns
    Is that a question?
    In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality
    Were you leading them on for six weeks
    No
    Then why didnt you raise any of these concerns before ...
    Its raining
    Im sorry
    It just started Raining
    Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention
    No
    Do you think I deserve it?
    What
    Do you think I deserve your full attention
    I had to swear an oath before I began this deposition and I dont want to perjure myself
    so I have a legal obligation to say no
    OK no
    You dont think I deserve your attention
    I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders
    and call themselves tall, they have a right to
    but there is no requirement that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie.
    You have part of my attention you have the minimum amount.
    The rest of my attention is back at the offices of FACEBOOK
    Were my colleagues and I are doing thing that no one in this room including and especially your clients
    are intellectually or creatively capable of doing
    Does that adequately answer your condascending question?
    I have 12:45, why dont we say thats lunch
    Back at Two thirty
    So, What' were their names
    Their names were Christie and Alice
    And they want to have drinks tonight
    Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there
    OK
    We GOT A QUICKIE
    I'll be right back
    Where are you going?
    Erica?
    Hi
    I saw you from over there, I did'nt know you came to this pub
    first time
    Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a secound?
    I think Im good right here
    I just
    I love to talk to you alone
    If we could talk outside
    Right here is fine
    I dont know if you heard about this new website I launched?
    No
    The Facebook?
    You called me bitch on the Internet, Mark
    Thats why I wanted to talk to you
    On the Internet
    That is why I came over
    Comparing women to farm animals?
    I did'nt end up doing that
    Did'nt stop you from writing it.
    Its as if every thought that tumbles through your head is so clever
    It would be a crime for it not to be shared
    The internets not written in pencil Mark
    Its written in ink
    And you published "Erika Albright" is a bitch
    Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name
    And Bra size,then rated women based on their flattness
    Erica is there a problem
    No theres no problem
    You right your snyde bullshit in a dark room
    because thats what you need now a days
    It was nice to see you
    Dont torture me for it
    If we could just go somewhere for a minute
    I do not want to be rude to my friends
    OK
    Good luck with your video games
    Yeah that was great, that was the right thing to do you apologised right
    We have to expand
    Tommorow
    Is he mad about something
    OK we are expanding to to Yale and Columbia
    Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach
    and you can start by getting us a story in the BSU newspaper
    The Bridge
    They hate doing stories about Harvard
    Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major tell him
    Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming
    Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?
    Because I do
    Now heres the arrangement
    Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company
    Dustin is a vice president and head of programming ,and his 5% of the company will come from my end
    Chris is director of publicity, and his compenstaion will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing
    Any Questions?
    Who are these girls?
    Sorry, they are Christie and Alice
    HI
    HI
    HELLO
    HI
    Is there anything we can do
    No
    Nothing
    Yale and Columbia
    - And Stanford
    What?
    Stanford
    It is time for them to see us from PAOLO ALTO
    you dont want any lunch?
    No
    Your welcome to some salad,
    No, thank you
    This must be hard
    Who are you
    I'm Marilyn Delpei,I introduced myself
    I mean what do you do?
    I am a secoud year associate at the firm
    My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case
    What are you doing?
    Checking to see how its going in Bosnia
    Bosnia
    Ther are enough Road but they are on Facebook?
    You must really hate the Winklevoss's?
    I dont hate anybody
    The Winklevai are suing me for intellectual property theft
    Their suing me because for the first time in their lives
    Things did'nt work ou the way they were supposed to for them
    He is expanding
    What?
    Yale, Columbia and Stanford, its gonna be in the Cromson tommorow
    Really
    Yeah
    Well it looked like the cease and desist order really scared the shit out of him huh
    - I want to hire a lawyer to file for injuctif realeasing it, the site taken down now.
    Every minute the site is up HARVARD CONNECTION becomes less valuable
    I want an injuction I want damages I want punitive release
    I want him dead
    Yeah I want those thigns to
    Then why are'nt we doing anything about it
    Because we are a gentleman at Harvard?
    Because your not thinking about how its gonna look
    hows it gonna look
    Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes chasing the karate kid around a high school gym
    Cam
    He has violated Maasachusets state law
    He goes to Connecticut, New York and to California he will have violated federal law
    By the way hes in violation of Harvard law
    Theres no such thing as HARVARD law
    YEAH
    HThere is
    Harvard student hand book
    Every freshman is issued one of these
    Some where in this book it says you cant steal from another student
    This is what we need
    You cant get a meeting with Larry Summers
    My brother and I we pay tuition at this school
    We carry a 3.9 GPA
    We won trophys for this school
    and well be rowing in the Olympics for this school
    I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school
    Why STANFORD
    Why do you think
    Im late for BIO-CHEM
    OK
    You dont know my name do you
    Is it Stanford
    I should just kick your ass
    How do you go to a party
    Amelia Ritter
    but you prefer Amy
    Your from Olinda
    Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober
    Whats my major
    Trombone
    really
    I dont know theres something about a trombone
    French
    Your majors French
    I dint have oneMine
    I dont have one
    Not picking a major?
    I dont go to school
    Your kidding
    NO
    Where did you go to school?
    William Taft Elementary
    For a little while
    Seriously
    Your not like 15 years old or anything are you?
    Your not like 15 are you?
    no
    So what do you do?
    I am an entrepreneur
    Your unemployed
    I would'nt say that
    What would you say
    That Im an entrepreneur
    Well then what was your entrepreneur
    Well I founded an Interent company that lets folks download and share music for free
    Kind of like Napster?
    Exactly like Napster?
    What do you mean?
    I founded Napster
    Sean Parker founded Napster
    Nice to meet you
    Your Sean Parker?
    UH HUH you see the shoes on the other.
    foot
    table
    I just slept with Sean Parker?
    You just slept on Sean Parker?
    Your a billionaire
    not technically
    What are you
    broke
    Thers not a lot of money in free music and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy
    This is blowing my mind
    I appreciate that
    I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class
    Even though your a french major whos name is amy
    Im a hard worker
    Theres juice theres anything else you can find, help yourself
    Mind if I check my e-mail
    Yeah go ahead
    AMY
    AMY
    Can you come out here
    Just a secound
    There a snake in here, Amy
    What?
    Where
    OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something
    Are you kidding me I could have been killed
    How
    By
    Running too fast
    And getting twisted in the curtain
    What do you need to ask me?
    I went to check my e-mail and theres a website open on your computer
    Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for abit
    Whats that?
    The Facebook?
    STANFORD'S had it for like 2 weeks now
    Its really awsome, freakishly addictive
    seriously Im on the thing like 5 times a day
    Mind if I send myself an e-mail
    Yeah is everything okay
    Everythings great
    I just need to find you Mark Zuckerberg
    Ever been in this building before
    This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in.
    So do be careful
    Were sitting in chairs
    YES
    Very good
    You can go in now
    Catherine, Ive got students now,
    students
    undergrads
    dont know,from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit
    Good morning
    Good morning, sir
    I'm Cameron Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle
    Are you here because?
    I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter
    read the letter
    well
    we came up with an idea for a website called "Harvard Connection"
    we've since changed the name to CONNECTU
    and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea and
    I understand
    and Im asking what you want me to do about it?
    Well sir
    In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshman
    Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD comunity
    it says the college expects all the students to be honest
    and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the community
    stundents are required to respect public and private ownership
    and instances of theft, missappropriation
    - Anne?
    Yes sir?
    punch me in the face, go ahead
    or
    or unauthorised use will result in
    disciplinary action
    including required withdrawl from the college
    you memorised that instead of doing what
    what my brother came and
    I came here to ask you respectfully
    Sir its against university rules to steal from other students
    plain and simple
    have you spoken to your housemaster
    yes sir
    and the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the ADBOARD wont hear us
    have you tried dealing with the other student directly
    Mr Zuckerburg hasnt been responding to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks
    he doesnt answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLAND
    and the closest Ive come to dealing with him face to face
    when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE
    chased him
    I I I saw him and I know he saw me, I went after him
    and he disapeaared
    I dont see this as a universty issue
    Of course its a a universty issue
    theres a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both
    you entered into a code of ethics with the university
    im sorry president summersnot with each other
    im sorry president summers what you just said makes no sense to me at all
    Im devestated by that
    What my brother means is
    Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer
    that would be a universty issue
    I dont know this office doent handle petty larceny
    this isnt petty larceny
    this idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars
    millions
    yes
    you might just be letting your imaginations run away with you
    sir
    I honestly dont think your in any position to make that call
    I was the US Treasury secretary
    Im in some position to make that call
    "Letting our imagnations run away with us "
    Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address?
    well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations
    run away with you on a new project
    you would
    everyone at HARVARD is inventing something
    HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventing a job is better then finding a job is better then finding a job
    So I suggest again that the 2 of you come up with a new new project
    I'm sorry, sir. But thats not the poin
    Please
    come right at the point
    you dont have to be a intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong
    your saying that I dont
    of course I am not saying that sir
    Im saying that
    really
    sir
    Ann
    how did I get this appointment
    Colleagues of their father
    Let me tell you something, Mr. Winkle Voss ,Mr WinkleVoss
    since your on the subject of right and wrong
    This action, this meeting
    The 2 of you being here, is wrong
    Its not worthy of Harvard,
    Its not what Harvard saw in you
    You dont get special treatment
    We never asked ...
    Wai ...Wai..start another project
    Like were amking a diorama for a science fair
    If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVoss
    We never asked for special treatment
    The courts allways at your disposal
    Is there anything else I can do for you
    TY
    Thank you very much for your time
    OOPPPS
    I broka a 335 year old door knob
    Eduardo, spring break you and Mr Zuckerburg took a trip to Newe York
    Yes
    What was the purpose of the trip
    Well as CFO
    I set up some meetings with potential advertisers
    who paid for the trip
    It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier
    at this point your thousand dollars was the only money that had been put into the company
    YES
    How did you feel the meetings went
    went terribly
    why
    Mark was asleep
    I was not asleep
    can I repharse my answer
    I wish he was asleep
    so were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members
    People who go on the Facebook tend stay on longer then almost any other web site now heres the most impressive statistc
    Excuse me one secound
    What sound are you making, is that like a tick
    Was'nt a tick
    Was
    Like throttle sound
    Almost a gag reflex
    What is this ... ...
    There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York
    YES
    It was a dinner
    It was setup through my girlfreind at the time
    Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting
    YES
    VERY
    Their not gonna card us here right
    Look around
    Dont be embarrsed
    Tell him their not gonna card us
    their not gonna card us
    Mark
    Are you gonna talk about adds again
    Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD, the purpose of business is to make a profit
    It is'nt a business yet
    Thats tough.
    Its not tough for me , Its my job
    Never mind
    He started Napster, when he was 19
    He can be late
    He is not a God
    What is he?
    Hes 25 minutes late
    I think your just jealous
    I honestly was'nt jealous
    I was nervous
    why
    I did'nt know him at all
    But I had done a search and asked around and he
    He struck me as a kind of an....
    WILDCARD
    WHA
    He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs
    He also founded the companies
    We dont need him
    Hes here
    - Im Sean Parker
    How do you do
    You must be Eduardo
    and Christy, and Mark
    Nice to meet you
    You guys dont have anything in front of you
    no
    TORI
    HeY, baby boy
    Could you bring out somethngs,
    The laquered pork with that ginger confit
    Tuna tartar , and the lobster claws, that'll get us started
    Christie
    what do you like to drink
    An Appletini
    great
    From that point on it was a Shauathon
    The question was what did you talk about
    He took through his episode with NAPSTER
    I did'nt want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender
    Who knew that in the begining of 2003--
    They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like
    Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas
    So we said screw it
    and declared bankruptcy
    You made a name for yourself
    And you are dry
    TORY
    and then he went on to his secound business venture
    which was an online rolodex that he got thrown out of by his equity
    and I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tie and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid
    So let me tell you what happened to a 20 year old the top of the DOT-COM
    Im not a psychiatrist
    We got that on the record
    Your not a psychiatrist, but what
    a psychiatrist, would say that he was paranoid
    They hired private detective who followed me day and night
    There were targets for high priced escorts
    I cant prove it but I know they tapped my phone
    So I figured Im gonna trip you up whos done all this
    Private behaviour is a relic of times gone by
    and somehow,someway you've managed to live your life like the DALI LAMA but
    but make shit up because
    they dont want you they want your idea
    and they want you to say thank you while
    excuse me
    wipe your chin and walk away
    what happened to you
    and delusional
    YES
    WHA
    There'll be payback in case I bought down the record companies with NAPSTER and retribution for PLEXOR to
    You did'nt bring down the record companies
    Name 1
    In court
    YEAH
    You want to buy TOWER RECORD Eduardo
    He told story after story about
    life in SILICON VALLEY, parties at STANFORD
    down in LA freinds who become Millionaires--
    but mostly how Mark had to he had to come to California...
    and then he cut around to FACEBOOK
    So tell me about your progress
    well were in 29 schools now
    we got over 75000 members
    tell me about the strategy your using
    OK
    For intance we wanted BAYLOR in Texas but BAYLOR already had a social network on campus so
    instead of going right after them we made a list of every school within a hundred miles
    Put the FACEBOOK on those capuses first
    Pretty soon all the BAYLOR kids were seeing their freinds on our site and we were in
    Its called the little bighorn, its smart Mark
    Thanks that was mine
    Hey you know what settle an arguement for us
    I say its time to start making money through the FACEBOOK
    but Mark does'nt want to advertise
    whos right
    well neither of you yet
    The FACEBOOK is cool thats what its got going for it
    you dont want to ruin it with adds, because adds are'nt cool
    Exactly
    Its like your throwing the greatest party on campus
    and someone saying its gotta be over by 11
    you dont even know what the thing is yet
    How big it can get, How far it can go
    This is no time to put your chips down
    A million dollars isnt cool, you know whats cool
    YOU
    A Billion dollars
    It shut everybody up
    and thats were your headed
    a billion dollar evaluation
    unless you take bad advice in which case you might as well have come up with a cahin of very succesful Yogurt shops
    when you go fishing you can catch alot of fish
    or you can catch a big fish
    You ever walk into a den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout
    No hes holding a 3000 pound marlin
    YEP
    Thats a good analogy
    OK we all know that Marlins dont really wegh 300 pounds right
    Have you seen the big ones up close
    No I have'nt
    But looking at the guy holding a Marlin the size of a RangeRover
    that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy
    I think you might be getting away from the point
    I dont have a dog in this fight, I just came to say HI
    He owned Mark after that dinner
    He picked up the check and he told Mark that they would talk together soon
    and he was gone,but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company
    Drop the "THE"just FACEBOOK
    Thats gotta be some kind of landspeed record for talking
    You want to end the party at 11
    Im trying to pay for the party
    there wont be a party
    unless its cool
    Yeah sure lets drop the"THE"
    I meant catching the Marlin instead of 14 trout
    does'nt that sound good
    If your a trout
    Im going to enter this into the record, incorporation papers for FACEBOOK and their also registered in Florida
    why Florida
    Well thats were my familiy lives
    and ask the respondents to stipulate that the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows
    I'll stipulate
    and that was April13th 2004
    You can Mark it
    Do you have anything here
    Yes thank-you
    Mr.Saverin have you ever done anything that might be considered as legitimate grounds for termination
    NO
    You've never did anything to embarass the company or even seriously jeapordise it
    NO
    NO
    NO
    You were accused of Animal cruelty
    You were'nt
    This is not happenning
    Well I have here an article from the Crimson
    JESUS CHRIS
    I cant have this Eduardo
    Oh come on man, this is bullshit it another club playing a prank
    I'd gotten into the PHOENIX
    as as part of my initiation I had to for 1 week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken
    They identified you as 1 of the founders of FACEBOOK Jr Eduardo Severin
    Im not the expert but I think torturing animals was bad for business
    I did not torture the chicken,I dont torture chickens
    are you crazy
    no now settle down please
    I have here an article from the CRIMSON
    This is scathing
    I was having dinner at the KIRKLAND dining hall, with Mark and I had the chicken with me, cause I had to have the chicken with me at all times
    This is College
    Somebody is going to have to answer for this
    The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, so I had to feed my chicken, so wha..I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken
    Someone must have seen cause the next thing I knew, I was accused of forced cannabilism
    I did'nt know
    you could'nt do that
    I dealt with various animal rights groups
    I dealt with the associate dean at the college
    this was all resolved
    Someone from the Fly or the Porc must have reported it, for all I know it was the WinkleVoss's
    allright lets just forget about it
    This is absurd
    Im being accused of animal cruelty
    next i'll be accused of necrophelia
    It is better to be accused of necrophelia
    Im gonna have to explain this to my father ,Im goonna have to explain this to everybody
    what is happenning on that
    I have my final coming up for "Post War and Contemporary Art" and I havent been to class
    Im supposed to write about those 4 paintings
    Thats a FACEBOOK PAGE
    YEAH
    I put it under an ALIAS
    I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.
    Every once in awhile I hop and stir the pot to get a good debate going,
    Was Mr Zuckberg cheating on his final exam
    I.d rather not answer that question
    and why not
    cause Im not suing him for cheating on his final exam
    Thats not what freinds do
    well you just told us he was cheating
    OOPPS
    You told your lawyer I was torturing animals
    No he did'nt tell us about it at all our litigators are capable of finding a CRIMSON article
    In fact when we raised the subject he defended you
    SO
    OH yeah that remind me....
    were gonna need more money
    I aggree more servers..apps
    Im interviewing 2 interns to come to PAULO ALTO and we are going to have to pay them something
    sorry what
    I already found a house for rent on a street 2 blocks from the STANFORD campus
    its perfect and its gotta pool
    When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer
    You mean when did I actually decide
    Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hout
    He was right California is the place we gotta be
    What your Jed Clampett
    What you got the Beverly Hill Billbillies in BRAZIL
    What is your problem with Sean
    He doesnt bring anything to the table
    doesnt have money, Dustns a better programmer
    Hes got connections
    got connections to VC
    If we need advertisers I have connections to VC
    The real players and as someone whos just really embarrased the company in a bad way
    It was the WnkleVoss's Mark
    Hang-on
    hit refresh
    Eduardo
    Congratulations
    You dont think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives
    Who came up with nothing
    enough to get him out of the company the drugs the girls
    We dont know if any of thats true
    Read about it
    and I can read about you torturing birds, since when does reading about something...
    dont eat other fish, the Marlins and the Trout
    Whats he talking about
    Im intervieing interns at 10 tommorow night in the CS lab
    Get onboard with this man you know
    I dont really know what else to say
    Whats going on
    They have 10 minutes to get root access to a python webserver, expose its SSL encryption then intercept all traffic over its secure port
    Their hacking
    All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator, butn heres the beauty
    You know I did'nt understand anything you just said right
    I do know that
    So whats the beauty
    every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot,
    and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime the server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot.
    I also have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers.
    The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot.
    Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot
    can I ask what part of the interns job will they need to be able to do drunk
    Your right a more relavant test would be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week
    That was mean
    HERE
    WHAT IS THIS
    I opened a new acount and put 1800 dollars in it
    will that get you through the summer
    Welcome to FACEBOOK
    Yes
    In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up
    Yes
    A total of 19,000 dollars then
    YES
    just checking your math on that
    YES
    I got the same thing
    May I continue
    After expressing missgivings about Mr Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to California
    for the summer why did you put 18000 dollars in the account for his use
    I figured we were partners
    I wanted to be a team player
    I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns
    could work on the site while I was generating advertiser interest in New York
    But mostly I figured
    how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months
    OK ready
    sounds like an eight
    That was like a 2
    Hes better then that
    Im OK
    YOU SURE
    Thats the doorbell
    I did'nt know we had a doorbell
    Andrew get the door
    No hes wired in
    Thats gonna cut into the security deposit
    MARK
    You live here
    YEAH
    We live right across the street, we saw the chimney come...
    YEAH
    Was anbody hurt
    you look
    We live across the street
    IM SHARON
    This is my...Sharon she lives right across the street
    I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney
    Yeah we had a little accident by the pool
    You came to California
    You made the right choice
    Im so sorry
    No problem
    I didnt know you were gonna
    No wait
    This house and this team are great exactly what it should be
    Im Sean Parker
    OH Hes wired in
    Thats what Im talkin about
    Wheres Eduardo
    He got a Internship in New York
    Eduardo did'nt come out
    I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings. But shes done for the summer so shes back at her parents palce and Im homeless
    You can crash at our place at PAULO ALTO
    Allright
    Whats your plan for the summer
    Im sorry I was looking at the architecture
    I asked what your plans were
    honour school till the end of the summer
    your date looks so familiar to me
    she looks familiar to alot of people
    what do you mean
    wants to buy his wife some lingerie
    but hes to embarased to shop for it in a department store
    comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesnt make you feel like a pervert.
    He gets a 40.000 dolar bank loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his inlaws
    Opens a store and calls it VICTORIA SECRE
    Makes half million dollars the first year
    So the guy opens 3 more stores and after 5 years he sells the compant to leslie wester unlimited for 4 million dollars
    Happy ending right
    Was that a parable
    I date Victoria Secret models thats why shen looks familiar to you
    Dont be impressed wth all this I read your Blog
    You know why I started NAPSTER
    The girl loved in High School was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team
    and I wanted to take her from him
    So I decided to come up with the next big thing
    I didnt know that
    NAPSTER wasnt a failure I changed the music industry for better and for allways
    It may not have been good business and it pissed alot of people off
    and isnt that what your FACEMASH was about
    Their sacred of me pal and their gonna be sacred of you
    and their gonna say good idea kid grown-ups are gonna take it from here
    but not this time this is our time
    This time you goona hand over a business card that says Im CEO Bitch
    Thats what I want from you
    So were the hell is Eduardo
    hes in New York
    sucking up to Ad Execs
    hes got a Internship
    The companies here, a billion dollar companies here
    Do you ever read FACEBOOK
    I know you do
    Eduardo maybe a business manager and for all I know he'll be a good one but
    He shoud'nt be in New York kissing Madison Avenues ass
    This is a once in a generation holy shit idea
    and the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold
    look at my face and tell me I dont know what Im talking about
    you ever think about that girl
    what girl
    the the girl from high school..the lacross thing
    no
    All you got is till the end of the summer
    tell you what you get into honour school I'll put you on 2 continents
    You dont have a place to crash Ithink you shouls definitely come live with us
    lets line up some shots
    excuse me
    can you take this away and bring back the 1922
    absoloutely Mr.Parker
    TYLER
    Oh and this is my brother Cameron
    His Royal highness Prince Albert,
    Your highness this is Taylor and Cameron WinkleVoss
    of course brilliant race
    Ive never seen a race that close
    my grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers
    Ive been coming to HENLEY for 30 years and Ive never seen a race that close
    have you have you seen a race that close
    mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two
    yes thats absloutely right
    brutally close
    may I introduce my team...
    Im sorry you haver to excuse us
    we flew all the way out here to do that
    would'nt of missed it brother
    hows the royalty
    Ah he just wanted to tell me a couple of times how close the race was
    brutally, brutally excruciating
    Cam the guys the prince of a country the size of NANTUCKET,relax
    Mr.WinkleVoss
    That was a tough beat
    Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this way to see this
    No son dont apologise to me for loosing a race like that
    I'd never apologise to anyone for loosing a race like that
    Mister Kenright
    Dad this Mister Kenright part of our host family this week
    Pleasuer to meet you, Pleasure to meet you
    I had a chat with my daughter
    she told me that she and her freinds allready talking about the race
    which they've just seen via their computers.
    A new website called FACEBOOK,
    do you have this in America
    Im gonna find your mother
    did I do something wrong
    your daughter does'nt go to school in the states
    No.No cambridge majoring in french literature,
    though I was'nt aware there was such a thing
    they have FACEBOOK at CAMBRIDGE
    And apparently OXFORD and the london school of economics
    for the present
    good race boys live to fight another day
    somebody watch my stuff
    going online are we
    I want to see it
    What are you doing
    Knock it off
    I dont mind that we lost to the Dutch by less then a secound
    that was a good race
    and that was a fair race, that was good race
    what I mind and you should mind
    showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday
    We tried talking to him ourselves,
    we tried writing a letter, we'd tried the add board, and we tried talking to the president of the uniiversity
    Now I am asking you
    for the last time
    Lets take the considerable resources at our disposal and sew him in Federal court
    Come on
    I need a real drink
    screw it
    Lets gut the friggin nerd
    but check it out, I saw him today
    Manningham, Mitchel Manningham
    Are you guys the WALLHACKS or Aimbots
    We dont know were just shooting at each other
    Use the kamikaze
    like we know what that is
    I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me to
    I know he did
    Dont frank I want to go on-line
    Does anybody here that banging
    You dont hear anything your writing code
    hey somebody's at the door
    Im gonnna call you back
    Whats up
    Whats up
    Mark was supposed tto pick me up at the airport an hour ago, Ive been calling his cell
    He was on a 36 hour coding tear so he took a nap for a few hours
    what happened here
    Not happened, happening
    Next big thing
    Eduardo
    Hey man Back to work
    Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get
    I meant the more....
    we understand
    how old are they sean
    Its not polite to ask
    sean how old are they
    you think you know me right
    i've read enough
    you know how much i've read about you
    Eduardo
    i waited an hour for you from the airport
    what time is it
    midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from
    you got to see some of the new stuff we got
    Dustin show him the wall, I'm just calling it the wall
    forget about the wall, tell him about the meeting I got setup
    You know Peter Thiel
    NOPE
    No reason you should he runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fund called CLARIUM CAPITAL.
    Whys he setting up meetings for you
    Thiel may want to make an angel investment
    I dont care if hes an actual angel, why is he setting up business meetings
    You've had a long flight
    No I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK, then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO,
    and in between there was a log flight
    Im the business end of this company
    and he is a house guest living here rent fre
    with a very generous grant from the Eduardo Severin Foundation
    I heard about your big ticket add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos"
    hey man
    HARVARD BARTENDING course, Your just one small step away from bagging snookies Cookies, yeah I can feel it
    can I talk to you alone for a minute
    sure
    UH Bong hit
    Im so high
    Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy
    Hows the internship
    Mark jesus I quit the internship we talked abou this on the phone, were you even...I quit on my first day
    I do rememebr you saying that
    YEAH
    Christy's crazy
    That can be fun
    NO
    Psychotic, shes insanely jealous, shes irrational
    and Im frightened of her
    still its nice you have a girlfreind
    I do not want that guy
    representing himself as part of this company
    You got move out here WARDO this is where it all happening
    did you here what I just said
    the connections the energy
    MARK, MARK
    Im afraid if you dont come out here your going to be left behind
    I want I want I mean you
    what did you just say
    Its growing faster then any of us imagined it be
    Its moving fast and Sean thinks that we should...
    Sean's not part of this company
    We have over 300 thousand memebers were in 160 schools
    Im aware
    including 5 in Europe
    Im aware of that MARK
    MARK IM THE CFO
    We need more programmers and we need more money and he setup the THIEL meeting
    Hes setup meetings all over town
    setup other meetings
    YES
    Wthout me knowing anuthing about it
    Your in New York
    Im in in New York riding subways 14 hours a day try explaining that to me
    Yeah and hows it going so far
    what did you mean get left behind
    I'd like to freeze this bank account and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit
    May I see some ID please
    YEAH SURE
    Sean he'll be right wth you
    You know this where they filmed TOWERING INFERNO
    Hey guys come on back
    Did she offer you some water
    Oh yeah were cool
    you must be Mark
    We took a look at everything and congratulations
    were gonna start you off with a 500 thousand dollar invest ment
    Maurice is going to talk to you about some corporate restructurng
    Well file as a corporation in DELEWARE
    We've come up with a sound structure that will allow us to invest
    Now let me ask you something
    Whos Eduardo Severin
    When did you get back
    You scared me, I need you to knock
    When did you get back
    I got back this afternoon
    and when were you gonna call me
    JESUS it was kind of a bad trip
    and I was tired
    or answer 1 of my 47 texts, did you know I sent 47 texts
    I did and I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour
    are you mocking me
    I bought you a present
    Why does your status say single on your FACEBOOK page
    Why does your relationship status say single on your FACEBOOK page
    I was single when I set up the page
    and you never bothered to change it
    what
    I dont know
    do I look stupid to you
    no calm down
    Your asking me to believe that the CFO of FACEBOOK does'nt know how to change his relationship status on FACEBOOK
    a little embarassing
    You should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that
    GO TO HELL
    TAKE IT EASY
    You did'nt change ot so you could SCREW those little SILICON VALLET SLUTS
    thats not even remotely true and I can promise you that the SILICON VALLEY SLUTS dont care about anybodys relationship status on FACEBOOK
    please open your present
    YOUR PHONE DOES WORK
    its Mark
    UH open you present
    Its a scarf
    have you ever seenme wear a scarf
    This'll be your first
    YEAH
    You froze our accounts
    I did
    You froze the accounts
    I had to get you attention Mark
    Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company do you realise that your actions could have permanetly destroyed everything I've been working on
    WE'VE HAVE BEEN WORKING ON
    Without money the site cant function
    OK let me tell you the difference between FACEBOOK and everone else
    We dont crash ever
    If the servers are down for even a day our reputation is irreversibly destroyed
    LOOK
    Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through the whole user database The users are interconnected thats the whole point
    College kids are line cause their freinds are online and if one domino goes the other domino goes dont you get that
    I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85
    HOLY SHI
    WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
    did you like being nobody, Did you like being a joke, You want to go back to that
    Hang on
    That was the act of a child not a businessman
    certainly not the act of a freind
    You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today I am not going back to that life
    Yeah
    Maybe you were frustrated
    maybe you were angry
    I was
    I am wiiling to let bygones be bygones cause Eduardo I've got some good news
    Im sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish
    But i had to get your attention
    I said I've got some good news
    What is it
    Peter Thiel has made an ANGEL INVESTMENT OF HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
    HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
    and hes setting us up in an office
    They want to re-incorporate the company
    They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents, you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco, I need my CFO
    Im on my way
    Eduardo
    YEAH
    WE DID I
    Eduardo
    Your going back there already
    and also Im breaking up with you
    the third is an exchange agreement allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares
    and finally the voter holing aggreement
    how many shares of stock will own
    that represents 34.4% ownership share
    why the increase from the original 30%
    because you may dilute to award shares to new investors
    I love working with business majors dont you
    You should know that Mark has already taken his 60 down to 51
    Well Mark does'nt care about the money and he needs to be protected
    Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81% Sean Parker 6.47%
    I can live with that
    and Peter Thiel 7%
    like to use my pen
    Eduardo
    Eduardo
    can you please repeat the question
    no it was an outrageously leading question the first time and now you want hear it twice
    yes will you read it back please
    go ahead
    COUNSEL and were you aware that when you were signing these documents that you were signing your own death certificate
    it was insanely stupid of me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff
    In all honesty I thought they were my Lawyers
    I was your only freind
    you had one freind
    my father wont even look at me
    OK Eduardo did Mr Zuckerburg say anything to you after you had signed the papers
    there was alot of hand shaking alot of congratualtions
    He already told me that he would'nt be coming back to school for at least a semester
    we were saying good bye for awhile
    before I left he said you gotta come back
    some time around the end of November, early December
    Peter wants to throw as an amazing partywhen we hit a million members, its gonna be out of control you gotts come back for it
    million members
    remember the algorythm
    on the window at KIRKLAND
    yeah i'll there
    sure about this
    your 20 minutes late
    Yur gonna walk in there say you overslept and you did'nt have time to get dressed
    Their gonna pitch you case equities theirn gonna pitch you, Their gonna beg you take their money
    Your gonna nod your gonna nod
    and then your gonna say which one of you is David Roth no not Roth Manningham.
    which one of is Mitchel Manningham and he'll say I am
    and you say
    Sean Parker says FUCK YOU
    In late November I got the e-mail from Mark telling me to come out to the late million member party party
    what else did the e-mail say
    it said that we had to have a business meeting
    that Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on CASE EQUITY
    and Manningham was so impressed that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to pin down
    so i went to California and I went straight to the new offices
    i did'nt know weather to dress for the party or the business meeting
    so i kinda dressed for both
    but it did'nt matter
    why not
    because i was'nt called out there for either one
    what were you called out there for
    an ambush
    Mr Severin please
    at first i thought he was joking
    giving more contrcts to sign
    but then I started reading
    well as you know we had some new investors that...
    what is this
    MARK
    MARK
    hes wired in
    hes wired in
    how about now are you still wired in
    you issued 24 million new shares of stock
    you were told that if new Investors came along
    how much were your shares diluted, how much were his
    what were Mr.Zuckerbergs shares dilutes down to
    it wasnt
    what were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to
    it wasnt
    what were Sean Parkers shares shares dilutes down to
    it wasnt
    what were Peters Thiels shares shares dilutes down to
    it wasnt
    and what were your ownership shares diluted down to
    .03 percent
    you signed the papers
    you set me up
    your gonna blame cause you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company
    its gonna be like im not a part of FACEBOOK
    wont be like your not a part of FACEBOOK, your not a prt of FACEBOOK
    my names on the MASTHEAD
    you may want to check again
    cause I froze the account
    you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company
    sorry my PRADAS at the cleaners
    along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops
    you pretensious douche bag
    securty's here you'll be leaving now
    im not signing those papers
    well get your signature
    tell me this is'nt about me getting into the PHOENIX
    i knew you did it,you planted that story about the chicken
    i did'nt plant that story about the chicken
    whats he talking about
    you had me accused of animal cruelty
    seriously what the hells the chicken
    what you hated most was that they identified me as a co-founder of FACEBOOK
    which i am
    you better lawyer up ASSHOLE
    cause im not coming back for 30%, im coming back for everything
    hang on
    i almost forgot
    heres your 19 thousand dollars i would'nt cash it though I drew it on the account you froze
    i like sitting next to you Sean
    it makes me look so tough
    thats it thats our show for tonight people
    i want to see everybody here geared up for a party were going to walk into that club
    like its MACYs Thanksgiving days parade, Mackie put it up on the screen,we've gotta almost be there
    you allright
    you were kinda rough with him
    thats life in the NFL
    you know you did'nt have to be that rough on him
    im putting together a party
    SEAN
    you did'nt have to be that rough on him
    he almost killed it
    i'll send flowers
    speaking of flowers i'm putting together a party after
    CAPPA PHI BETA
    Ashleys over there
    Ashley
    i know who she is
    are you guys
    Ashley and me no
    i wont go to the party
    why
    excuse me Mark
    we were just talking about you
    your doing a really good job
    thanks i appreciate that
    these came in for you
    put it on my desk
    whats the package
    nothing
    MACKIE
    YES SIR
    REFRESH
    you gotta hugger
    i know
    transformative , picture sharing application, a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life
    it is the true, the elevation of life
    you go throught the party with a digital camera and your freinds re-live the party on-line
    and tagging the idea
    would it be easier without the bra
    i spend hours watching people on while they check their freinds status update
    they can see when their freinds change their profile change their photos and mostly
    we lived on farms. and now we live in cities and now were going to live on the interent
    i think i hear my mother
    its the cops
    good to see you officer what can i do for you
    whats going on
    was the music to loud we wre having a converstion
    miss i need you to button your blouse
    i can tell them to turn the music down
    not mine
    OK were going to need identification
    keep your hands were we can see them
    you got anything else in your pockets i should know about...NO NO SIR
    DONT BE STUPID NOW...i dont i dont
    whats this
    an inhaler pump
    and this...its an inhaler
    how old are you
    im 21
    lying makes it worse
    im sorry i should'nt have lied
    listen something has happened
    its allright were gonna be alright
    i've posted bond i was'nt doing anything, i mean i got allergies
    intern
    it was just a party
    this is gonna be news Sean, its gonna be online
    i know
    you know with an underage intern
    its cool i have it under control
    its cool i have it under contro
    i will get it under control
    i will call them and see what our next move is
    you dont think Eduardo was involved do you
    you think......NO
    or Mannie one of them..somebody somebody sent the coke cause it got in there
    you believe me
    im sorry
    go home Sean
    Mark
    were done for the day
    yeah i was just---
    what happened to Sean
    he still owns 7% of the company
    he still all you hd all day was that salad you want get something to eat
    I cant
    im not a bad guy
    i know that
    in emotinal testimony i assume 85% of it is exageration
    and the other 15
    perjury
    creations the work mostly of the devil
    what happens now
    CY and the others are having a steak on university avenue
    then they'll come back to the office and work on a settlement deal without you
    their gonna settle...OH YEAH
    AND YOUR GONNA HAVE TO PAY A LITTLE EXTRA
    why
    so these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement, they say 1 unflatering thing and your going to jail
    i invented FACEBOOK
    im talking about a jury
    i speialise in voire-dire jury selection
    what a jury sees when they look at a defendant
    clothes, hair speaking style likability
    ive licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months
    and i could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Euardo and the chicken
    watch what else
    why were'nt you at Seans sororty party that night
    you think im the one who called the police on him
    it does'nt matter
    i asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it
    you've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes
    i was drunk and angry and stupid
    and bloging
    and bloging
    pay them
    in the scheme of things just pay your ticket
    thats a status update
    you think anybody would mind if i stayed and used the computer for a minute
    i dont think that would be a problem
    i appreciate your help today
    your not an asshole MARK
    YOUR JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE

    Сценарии фильмов

    Теги
    Другие материалы в этой категории: « Spy Game (2001) Movie Script Above the Law (1988) Movie Script »
    Наверх
    x

     Есть вопрос по английскому?

    Задай его нам!